But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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