Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
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Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
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Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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