in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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