so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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