I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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