4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
You smell like a Billy Joel song
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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