in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
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And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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