No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
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I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
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My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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