ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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