But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
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I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
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Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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