Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
someone owes me an orgasm
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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