ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
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So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
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She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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