i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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