also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
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so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
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Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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