She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
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Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
We left an ass print on the piano.
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Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
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