Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
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I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
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Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
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