sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
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I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
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I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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