If i come over, it means nothing
Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
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nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
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I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
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