Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
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Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
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YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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