If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
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I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
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I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
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Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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