So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
