Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
i think i have herpe
just one?
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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