Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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