I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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