I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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