just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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