yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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