can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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