at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Last time i carry you out of a forest
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize
