six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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