I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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