I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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