your parents love me but you hate me
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
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after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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