Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
The 19 Strangest Things People Use To Get Off
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
These 25 Normal Couples Tried Porn Moves During Sex And It Ended Horribly
Last time i carry you out of a forest
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.