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  Most awkward sex ever...

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  And im texting you in the middle.

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• (409): View more from Texas

  We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  that's what penises do

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  they tell lies.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  you have failed as an in class drinking partner.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?

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