Bea Arthur died! :(
Big bird passed.
I don't get it.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
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i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
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Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.