there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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