Don't make out with my wife yet
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
you win again, gameday.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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