i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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