I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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