Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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