Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I cut my penus on the lid.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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