We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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