I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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