I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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