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(954): View more from Florida

Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...

(1-954): View more from Florida

Is this the gay conversation?

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(325): View more from Texas

Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero

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(301): View more from Maryland

It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.

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(228): View more from Mississippi

He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"

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(802): View more from Vermont

Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats

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(905): View more from Ontario

She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.

(1-905): View more from Ontario

So thats where i built my buckingham palace

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