Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
He felt like a one man threesome
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You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
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But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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