Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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