I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
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Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
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