Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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