You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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