if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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