I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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