She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
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Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I have tasted many bathrooms
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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