She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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