WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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